Okay, so I go to a pretty artsy college. In fact, it's the artsiest college in the North Carolina system which makes for some pretty interesting characters around campus. Six foot tall black men in stilettos,life size anime characters,faerie wings, these things I can handle. Yay free expression! However, I absolutely refuse to respect women that wear leggings and tights as pants. Shakespeare threw a tunic over them and so should you. Not only can I see everything your momma gave ya because not even Victoria has a secret that won't give you panty lines; but it's freakin 40 degrees outside! There is no way you can tell me your painted on pantaloons are keepin your visibly defined ass warm.I don't care how comfortable you think you are,cold lady parts make a frigid bitch. But,if you want to keep your cranky pants for the sake of "fashion", learn to match. Those Leopard print tights do not go with your vintage lime green 80s disaster and burnt orange moccasins, so do the world a public service and save that outfit for neverland.
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