The Transfer

Dear College Application to the College I desperately need to transfer to,
You're killing me and I hate you for it. But like all loves, I will continue to long for your acceptance and admiration. Please, acknowledge the fact that I've done an obnoxious amount of extra ciricular activites not because I enjoyed them, but because I knew that if I didn't do them, the world would frown upon me because I wasn't striving for unattainable perfection like the rest of human kind. Please know that I am killing myself trying to get a 4.0 so that you will want me as much as I want you. And please,realize that I spread peace, love, joy, and over achievment around better than a leprechaun in heat.
Begging you on bended knee and loving you from afar,
Grace